last day of Melbourne winter

today marks the last official day of winter. from tomorrow onwards,i can officially claim that it's SPRING! although all the plants have all realised that spring is not far away because beautiful flowers are blooming everywhere...and green buds have appear on all the botak trees...such a beautiful time of the year :D

but the change of season is bringing even more erratic weather...last week was an entire week of sunshine and nice warm breezes. this week is gonna be rain..rain..rain...argh. but still,it's nice to know that spring is on its way and it won't be long till i can keep my quilt and sleep in shorts and t-shirt.

was listening to the radio this morning and the radio DJs were talking abt a research project at the Australian Institue of Sports. aim of the project is to develop real SUPPORTIVE sports bra for females...and they were saying that when gals buy sports bra,it should be like buying shoes for different sports,need to buy different sports bra for different sports. another way to get females to spend more money...high maintenance huh?

but i think the most interesting part of the project is that the researcher, Dr somebody...gets to observe women running on a treadmill NAKED!now i think that's a dream job for any guy out there. licensed to stare at bare naked bouncing boobs the whole day. oh,and so far,the results show that the boobs bounce up and down and left and right and center when the women are running. i can almost see the guys reading this entry all drooling and eyes wide opened with wonderment right now. :P i really hope the research lab is nicely heated (unlike the freezing prac rooms here in melbourne...)then again,if the ladies are running,dun think they'll get too cold...

something interesting huh? ah well,i guess it is true that every kind of occupation has its merits huh? and who say a researcher's life is BORING? i bet there would be millions of guys out there who wants to switch their job with this lucky Doctor here. and perhaps another millions of guys who would volunteer to be his research assistants?

ah...guys and their perverted minds. guess all the testosterone really does weird things to their head...okie,enough guy bashing in this entry. gotta get back to my group assignment.

can't imagine that i am gonna be talking in front of 100+ people on friday about multicultural health. i can almost visualise all of them falling asleep on me...or all trying to understand my weird Singaporean accent...or trying to catch what the f*** i am talking abt cos i would be talking at full speed due to time constraints and nerves...

just ask the students i used to teach at Hwa Chong.every biology tutorial,i hear at least one of them say "Ms Ni,slow down" or "Ms Ni,can repeat that?" or "wait wait Ms Ni!slow down!" and that was talking in front of abt 27 students..

now it's gonne abt 100 students,lecturers,senior lecturers etc etc etc...all of them are gonna need to brace themselves for Machine Gun Gretel. imagine the massacre :P

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