what i learnt on my flight home part I

Finally,i am back in my home!but this flight back home is probably the most "educational" one for me

HOW TO BE A BITCH ON A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE

incident:
some ang moh bitch sitting in front of me. lowered her seat all the way back cos she "has sore back, need to lie low" (her english not very good..).so my screen on the back of her chair is like 20 cm from my face, very glaring..so i asked her to shift her seat up...which she grudgingly did so...but after i go to the bathroom, she lowered her seat all the way back again, claiming that it's because the person in front of her lowered his seat all the way down too and she dun wanna be impolite and disturb the person in front (basically trying to tell me i am impolite cos i keep asking her to shift her seat back up). and she super long hair which she constantly "fling" around...dunno whether she got dandruff or not...oh, did i mention she constantly shift around in her seat which cause my screen to shake around.and she did many other stuff which makes me want to grab her hair and yank them off her head.

i must admit i wasn't too nice to her anyway,cos she's such a bitchy person.yeah,i was a bitch too. i kept kicking her seat until she got the hint and shift her seat up (which she then later shift back down when she thought i won't notice the difference),and i jabbed my knee into her seat so she gets some "massage" for her sore back

so,10 ways to be a bitch on a commercial airplane
1)shift ur seat all the way down and refuse to shift back up
2)grow really long hair and keep flinging them abt (and spread dandruff to every other passenger on the plane)
3)keep jabbing the intercom button "accidentally" so the stewardess keep coming and asking how she can help
4)keep kicking the seat in front of u if the person in front is not shifting their seat back up
5)bring a child with u onto the plane and get the child to keep staring at the person behind u
6)shift in ur seat every 10 seconds so the person behind cannot watch their movie without feeling sea sick from the shaking screen
7)drop everything in ur seat pocket onto the floor and pretend u dunno
8)keep opening the overhead locker and pretend to be taking something before accidentally dropping someone else's bag
9)flirt with the steward so that he takes a long time to serve u and deprive other passengers of their dinner
10)jab ur knee into the back of the seat in front of u to give the person in front some "massage"

she really spoilt my flight home lor.i think my myopia probably went up by a couple hundred degrees from staring at the screen so near my face.

sun is shining so brightly here...the amount of sweat i excreted in the past 12 hours is more than the amount i excreted in the last 2 months in melbourne. but,i'm glad the sky here is bright and sunny. 3 weeks of sun then it's back to gloomy melbourne. sighz.